Barnaby Asks The AFP To Raid A Few Offices And Find Him A Couple Of Good Sorts

Barnaby-420x0

Former Special Envoy for the Man Drought Barnaby Joyce has called upon the Australian Federal Police to raid a few offices and wrangle him up a couple of good sorts who would be able to ‘work’ under him.

“Since Vicki has been off looking after the young ones my office has been short a few bodies, so rather than doing all that interviewing and stuff why don’t I just outsource the recruiting to the AFP,” said Mr Joyce. “I mean if it’s good enough for Dutton to use them to intimidate the press then why can’t I use them to round up some good sorts?”

When asked whether he felt using the AFP in this manner was the best use of resources Mr Joyce replied: “Who won the election, was it Shorten? Labor? No it was us…..heck George Christensen even increased his margin and he spent most of his last term in the Philippines.”

“Don’t like what we’re doing then vote against us……in 3 years time. Now clear off before I set the AFP onto you.”

Mark Williamson

www.twitter.com/MWChatShow

You can follow The (un)Australian on twitter or like us on facebook.



Categories: Politics

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: