Treasurer Josh Frydenburg has told colleagues of his plans to punish rogue bank Westpac by flogging the bank and it’s executives with the warmest lettuce he can find. “Josh is very upset at Westpac right now,” said a Government Insider…. Read More ›
Banking
Australian Farmers Urged To Give Generously To Struggling Banking Executives
Australia’s farmers currently dealing with bush fires and drought have been urged to put their hands in their pockets to give what they can to Australia’s struggling banking executives. “Our poor banking executives are really doing it tough,” said an… Read More ›
Comminsure Policy Document Wins Nobel Prize For Literature
The Swedish Academy has awarded the writer of Comminsure’s Life Care Cover policy document the 2016 Nobel Prize for literature citing “great swathes of fanciful invention and imaginative wordplay”. “The work transports the reader into a beautifully constructed fantasy land… Read More ›
Outrage As Scott Morrison Refuses To Tell Leigh Sales His PIN Number
Outrage has erupted after Federal Treasurer Scott Morrison appeared on the ABC’s 7.30 report and refused host Leigh Sales’ request to divulge his personal PIN number. Morrison’s refusal has set social media alight with claims of , “what has he got… Read More ›
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