Interim Nationals leader, David Littleproud, has reached out to disgruntled backbencher, Barnaby Joyce, to offer him an olive branch in the form of an exemption from the bonk ban if he stays with the Nationals. ”We know that Barnaby was… Read More ›
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Barnaby Asks Whose Leg He Has To Hump To Be Allowed Out On To The Campaign Trail
Peter Dutton’s hand picked shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has seemingly been sidetracked this election campaign. With the member for New England heard to be asking those around him, whose leg he has to hump in order to… Read More ›
Barnaby Calls To Be Made Special Envoy To Melbourne Hotel Security
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has offered to step in as Special Envoy to Melbourne Hotel security, in an effort to help Victoria stop the spread of covid-19. “Victorians are doing it tough and when I heard of security… Read More ›
Book Excerpt: A Bigger Picture – An Autobiography By Malcolm Turnbull
Barnaby And The Bonk Ban My time as Prime Minister saw me saddled with Barnaby Joyce, the leader of the Nationals as my deputy Prime Minister. Of course, the divine and somewhat sublime Julie Bishop was my party’s deputy, however… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Calls For An End To Animal Vasectomies
Former deputy prime minister and self-confessed families man Barnaby Joyce has called on the Government to outlaw the practice of animal vasectomies. Following the incident in Newtown NSW where a Baboon escaped his impending vasectomy. “It’s time we put an… Read More ›
Joyce Ramps Up His Protest Against The Bonk Ban By Interrupting Other Politicians Press Conferences
Former deputy Prime Minister and self-confessed families man Barnaby Joyce has ramped up his protest against the Government’s so-called ‘Bonk Ban’ by pledging to disrupt other politicians at their place of work until the ban is over turned. Mr Joyce… Read More ›
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