Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has called upon their viewers, all six of them, to get out and protest the sacking of Jacinta Nampijinpa Price from Sussan Ley’s cabinet. ”Jacinta is the future of the Liberal party,” declared Sky… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has sent his wife Jen down to IKEA to find out how to stop a cabinet from leaking. ”Jen has a way of getting things done, whether it be explaining to… Read More ›
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has announced over the weekend that any aspiring blind trusts that are looking to buy a cabinet minister will have to pay more than a million dollars. The announcement comes following the resignation of… Read More ›
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has been announced as the face of the Government’s new vaccination campaign: “Just A Prick!” ”There were many contenders in Cabinet to be the face of the campaign,” said a Government Insider. ”I… Read More ›
April Fools! As if Scotty from marketing would do anything to make an actual difference. Stay tuned this weekend as the PM releases pictures of his latest Bunnings project and a stylised photoshoot with the Easter Bunny. Happy Easter! You… Read More ›
Australia’s newest Minister for Industry, Science And Innovation Christian Porter has called on the Nation’s scientists to “get cracking on inventing a time machine or better yet one of those guns from Men In Black that erases peoples memories.” ”It’s… Read More ›
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