Treasurer Joe Hockey has insisted it is essential for the Senate to pass the Abbott government’s proposed budget cuts as humanity was on the verge of discovering the secret to Eternal Life and would soon begin colonising Mars. Speaking to The… Read More ›
In what security analysts say was a bold statement of defiance, the head of an extremist group responsible for the recent killing of 12 journalists was spotted on the streets of Paris on Sunday. Photos clearly showed the accused mastermind… Read More ›
New social services minister Scott Morrison has announced plans to bring to his new job some of key lessons learned during his successful stint as immigration minister, starting with a bold proposal to deport all unemployed people to Cambodia. “I am strong believer in… Read More ›
Cricket fans are in for a fresh treat, with the Fourth Test between Australia and India starting in Sydney on Tuesday expected to feature yet more former Test cricketers pausing between their seemingly endless anecdotes about their own careers to… Read More ›
Federal MP Luke Simpkins has raised the alarm over Australians being unwittingly converted to Islam via eating Halal-certified food, using his own horrifying tale of forced conversion as a warning. The Liberal member for Cowan told The (un)Australian: “All I did what all true Aussies… Read More ›
A source in Heaven has told The (un)Australian that God has finally declared that, once and for all, He has “totally had it” with humanity after hearing of the new craze featuring hipsters wearing Christmas “baubles” attached to their carefully stylised… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 