Special envoy for the drought Barnaby Joyce has taken the time to ring his colleagues to assure them that his holiday fishing with dynamite trip on the Murray-Darling had nothing to do with the million or so fish deaths that… Read More ›
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Release Herpes Into Parliament Now, Joyce Urges
Special envoy for the drought Barnaby Joyce is pushing for the immediate release of a deadly herpes virus into parliament despite scientific warnings against it. “Look Parliament house is plagued and the only way you get rid of a plague… Read More ›
Cold Sore Riddled Rex Hunt Denies Kissing Any Carp
Fishing expert Rex Hunt has laughed off any suggestions of a connection between a spattering of cold sores that have appeared on his lips and the release of the herpes virus into Australia’s feral carp population by the CSIRO. “Yibbeter… Read More ›
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