Weary Australian’s embarking on their first week back in the office have begun to wonder what culture war Opposition leader Peter Dutton is fighting this week, as they are bombarded with his face on tv, radio and in print. ”It’s… Read More ›
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The UnOz’s 2023 Person Of The Year
The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. 2023 was a year like no other. For Australia it felt like a… Read More ›
ScoMo Condemns Albo’s Lack Of Promo
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was sacked from marketing has condemned opposition leader Anthony Albanese for spending the weekend announcing policies as opposed to posing for photos at a car race. ”This weekend I had my photo taken decorating the… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells The Girls It’s Only 40 Campaign Days Till Christmas
Australia’s Prime Minister (#LibSpill pending) Scotty from marketing has reminded his Girls that it’s only 40 campaign days till Christmas. ”Like most kids my Girls get very excited about Christmas,” said the PM. ”Heck, who could blame them, all those… Read More ›
Dutton Sends Elf On The Shelf To Manus Island
Minister for the Dark Arts and wanna be Prime Minister Peter Dutton announced this morning that: “He had released an all-points bulletin to the AFP and his own private army Border Force to round up all these ‘Elf on the… Read More ›
Abbott Thrilled To Receive Lump of Coal in Christmas Stocking
Ex-PM Tony Abbott has talked of his excitement about opening his stocking on Christmas morning to find a lump of coal stuffed in there. “I’ve been a bit of a prick all year, just trying to make it on Santa’s… Read More ›
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