Free Loader magazine has this week declared that the Australian state of NSW is the most livable state in the World for those with the name John Barilaro. ”If you are named John Barilaro then the state of NSW is… Read More ›
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Greens Fume After Albo Refuses To Fund Their Weekly Drum Circle
The Greens have today released an angry press release condemning Prime Minister Anthony Albanese after the PM refused to fund the parties weekly drum circle. ”How does Anthony expect us to get anything done without our weekly drum circle?” Asked… Read More ›
Dutton Shocked That Most People Don’t Consider Puppy Strangling A Hobby
Opposition leader Peter Dutton (yep, really) has expressed shock to his advisors after they told him that the general public wasn’t as into puppy strangling as a hobby as he was. ”Peter is still getting used to being the front… Read More ›
Politicians Should Have Diplomatic Immunity Declares Barnaby Joyce
Australia’s former Deputy PM Barnaby Joyce has written in an opinion piece in which he suggests that politicians, particularly opposition front benchers, should have diplomatic immunity, to help them get on with the job. “I, as a member of parliament… Read More ›
Barnaby Pissed To Miss Out On Home Affairs In Shadow Ministry
Australia’s former deputy PM (yep,really) Barnaby Joyce has reacted angrily to being appointed shadow Minister for Veterans Affairs when he had his heart set on Home or Foreign Affairs. ”I don’t know what sort of game Dutto is playing at… Read More ›
Press Disappointed After Albo Leaves Dutton Out Of His Cabinet
Australia’s media pack has reacted angrily to news that new Prime Minister Anthony Albanese failed to find a spot in his cabinet for Opposition leader Peter Dutton. ”This is just a ridiculous move by Albo,” said an anonymous Journalist. ”Lord… Read More ›
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