Below is a leaked list of demands that Nationals Leader Barnaby Joyce is expected to put before the Prime Minister in order for the Coalition’s Junior Partner to consider committing to the government’s plan of going to net-zero carbon emissions…. Read More ›
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Barnaby Tells The PM To Look At His Own Emissions Before He Gets Others To Cut Theirs
Acting Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has sent a pointed message to the man who’s shoes he’s walking in, Scott Morrison, to look at his own emissions first before asking others to cut theirs. ”Scott needs to look at himself before… Read More ›
ScoMo Asks Christian Porter To Cover For Him On Day 2 Of The National Women’s Summit
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has asked his alleged colleague Christian Porter to cover for him on Day 2 of the National Women’s Summit, after the PM delivered the keynote address on Day 1. ”Today was a lot of… Read More ›
Deputy PM’s Chief Of Staff On Leave With RSI After Answering His Bosses Father’s Day Cards
Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce’s Chief of Staff is on leave this week with a severe case of RSI, after they spent the weekend answering the Member for New England’s Father’s day cards. ”A virile man like myself has a… Read More ›
ScoMo Assures Australia That We Won’t Open Up Till Jen And The Girls Are Fully Vaccinated
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has moved to assure the Nation that he won’t open everything up until Jen and the Girls are fully vaccinated. ”I know a lot of Australians are concerned that at the moment the Girls… Read More ›
ScoMo Thanks His Creepy Mate For The Pallet Of Ivermectin
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has thanked his creepy mate the Member for Dawson George Christensen for the pallet of Ivermectin that the MP gifted Jen and the Girls. ”George is a very generous chap, when he heard of… Read More ›