A recorder player is fighting for his life in intensive care after attempting to entertain the fellow residents of his block of flats with an impromptu concert from his balcony. “Barry had seen those YouTube videos from overseas of opera… Read More ›
Comedy
Candidate Sacked For Posting Cruel Joke About Cutting Off His Dog’s Nose
A Labor Party candidate has been disendorsed after it was revealed that he had posted a joke that glorified animal cruelty to Facebook back in 2013. “Glenn’s post about mutilating his pet by taking a knife to one of its… Read More ›
20 Year Old Copies Of National Geographic Supplied For Patients Waiting To Opt Out Of My Health
Millions of Australians still waiting to opt out of the My Health scheme have been supplied with digital copies of 20 year old National Geographics and Gourmet Traveller Magazines to keep them occupied. “I got online about forty minutes ago… Read More ›
“Not Another One Of My Favourite Comedians” Says No-one About Craig McLachlan
Not a single comedy fan across the country has expressed dismay at revelations of sexual misconduct levelled at one time stand up comedian Craig McLachlan. “First Bill Cosby, then Louis C.K and now Craig McLachlan; where’s it going to end?”… Read More ›
ABC News 24 Rebrands To Become ABC Comedy
The ABC’s 24 hour news channel will be relaunched as a 24 hour comedy channel without having to change any of its content. “We realised we were wasting our time and money making scripted comedy content when all we needed… Read More ›
Russian Cyberweapon Capable Of Taking Down Internet Sued By Telstra For Patent Infringement
A Russian cyberweapon that can bring down the entire internet with the flick of a switch has attracted a lawsuit from Telstra, who claim they perfected that capability years ago. However, a senior source at Telstra is confident the Australian… Read More ›