My Government has achieved a lot for the developers…..err, the people of NSW yet we still have so much more to accomplish. Walking around the glorious city of Sydney the other day, I thought how could we make the place… Read More ›
Covid
Hunt Credits COVIDSafe App For Keeping Phones Virus-Free
With the decommissioning of the COVIDSafe contact tracing app yesterday, the UnAustralian has spoken to former Federal Minister for Health and Rhyming Slang, Greg Hunt. “The COVIDSafe app was a resounding success,” said Mr Hunt as he dropped off his… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells His Dr That He Wants A Second Opinion From His Focus Group
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who’s chucking a sickie has told his Doctor that he would like a second opinion from his focus group after receiving a diagnosis that his case of covid was subsiding.” ”Scott, err, ScoMo, is a big… Read More ›
Acting PM Barnaby Joyce Recalls Parliament To Overturn The Bonk Ban
Australia’s acting PM Barnaby Joyce (yes, really) has used his first day in charge to recall Parliament in order to overturn the contentious bonk ban. ”There are wars going on, towns are getting flooded and the pandemic is still here…. Read More ›
Nation’s Advertising Exec’s Hold Bedside Vigil For Clive Palmer
The Nation’s advertising executives have taken a break from the nose candy and headed up to the Gold Coast to hold a bed side vigil for their patron saint Clive Palmer. Mr Palmer is currently hospitalised with covid-like symptoms. ”It… Read More ›
ScoMo Calls An Emergency Summit After His TikTok Fails To Go Viral
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has today called an emergency summit after his debut on the social media site TikTok failed to go viral. ”The PM prides himself on his social media game, often saying that… Read More ›
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