NSW State Premier, Gladys Berejiklian has moved to relax the visitor limits after the front and back lawns of her North Shore home have become overgrown and unkempt. “I’m sure all of NSW are suffering from an overgrown yard. These… Read More ›
Covid19
Sky News Calls On Its Viewers All 6 Of Them To Get Out And Protest The Lockdown
Niche broadcaster Sky News Australia has called upon it’s viewers to get outside and start protesting Australia’s lockdown strategy. With the broadcaster particularly aggrieved that playing golf has been banned in the state of Victoria. “It’s time to stop all… Read More ›
Cleaning Staff From Engadine Maccas Employed To Sanitize The Ruby Princess
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called in the big guns to help sanitize the embattled Ruby Princess cruise ship by hiring the cleaning staff from Engadine Maccas. ”Before we send the Ruby Princess on it’s way (or better yet get… Read More ›
Dutton Declares That Border Force Stops Boats Not Ships
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has declared that Border Force, of which he is in charge of is responsible for dealing with boats, not ships. Particularly not cruise ships ”A lot of people most notably the Twitterati have… Read More ›
Scientists Warn Kids To Scrub Their Easter Eggs Thoroughly With Soap And Water
With the impending arrival of Easter, scientists have warned children all around the world to ensure that they scrub their chocolate Easter eggs thoroughly with soap and water before they consume them. “The Easter Bunny is travelling all around the… Read More ›
Nation Wakes Up Wondering WTF Will Go Wrong Today
The Nation of Australia has woken up this morning and collectively wondered what the fuck will go wrong today, as the year 2020, which has thus far delivered bushfires, floods, George Pell, plagues and a world-wide pandemic rolls on. “Oh… Read More ›
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