Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called in the big guns to help sanitize the embattled Ruby Princess cruise ship by hiring the cleaning staff from Engadine Maccas.
”Before we send the Ruby Princess on it’s way (or better yet get Gladys to) we will ensure that it is thoroughly cleaned and sanitized,” said the Prime Minister. ”And I can’t think of a better team to do the job than the guys from Engadine Maccas.”
”I mean, you should have seen the mess I left them to clean up in ’97!”
When asked what action he would be taking over the debacle surrounding passengers disembarking from the ship, the Prime Minister muttered: ”Ah, look we are not going to apportion blame just yet … Gladys … cough, cough … under the bus.”
”I mean, what I meant to say was – let’s just get through this pandemic and we will look at the role that Gladys Berejiklian had in this later!”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to inquire about buying a bus.”
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