The world is counting down to the leap second being added to our clocks at the very of end on June 30, but Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott is asking the CSIRO to remove 189216000 seconds from Australian clocks, taking… Read More ›
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CSIRO Discovers The World’s Most Annoying Sound
In a world audio first, scientists at the CSIRO have discovered that Christopher Pyne’s voice is the most annoying sound in the world. Scientists,who have stopped doing crucial research into climate change and cures for cancer due to the government budget… Read More ›
Can We Bomb BOM? PM Considers Options As Weather Bureau Goes On Strike
Prime Minister Tony Abbot says nothing is off-limits as the government stares down the decision by CSIRO staff to start industrial action this month. The scientists and related staff join several other public service departments planning to stop work including the… Read More ›
New Vaccine Could Wipe Out Anti-Vaxers
The CSIRO says it has developed a new vaccine which destroys the bacteria responsible for otherwise sentient beings becoming incapable of reason. The scientific breakthrough will have the potential to eradicate numerous palpable threats to humankind, notable among them the so… Read More ›
Abbott Calls On CSIRO To Build A Time Machine So He Can Take Out Hitler
Volunteer fire fighter, avid bathing suit-wearer and Minister for Women Tony Abbott has today called upon the country’s top scientific bureau the CSIRO to look into building a time machine that would enable Abbott to send Australian troops back in… Read More ›
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