The Ecuadorian embassy has sent Julian Assange to his room with no dinner and revoked his TV privileges for a week as punishment for him saying naughty words whilst watching the final US presidential debate. A spokesperson for the Ecuadorian… Read More ›
Donald Trump’s campaign manager has asked him to look away from her and think about the rabbit farm they’re going to start once the election is over. “Guys like us that want to make America great again, we’re the loneliest… Read More ›
The release of a video from 2005 showing the presidential candidate making lewd remarks about women is the straw that broke the camel’s back in making America’s last undecided douche throw his support behind Donald Trump. “Incredible as it may… Read More ›
Alan Jones has received an official “bless you” response from the Australian parliament after sneezing on air during his radio show earlier this week. The bless you is proposed to be officially read out at an unprecedented joint sitting of… Read More ›
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