Federal Treasurer Scott Morrison has sought to hose down speculation about a potential change to the budget bottom line by ruling out any changes to the current budgetary position without first taking it to an election. In a 300 minute address… Read More ›
A cabinet leak from today’s federal budget has revealed that Treasurer Joe Hockey has already invested seven billion dollars worth of projected budget savings on six magic beans that he got from an old man* that he met while walking to the… Read More ›
The Prime Minister Tony Abbott has refuted claims his confusing word choices are a game of verbal gymnastics, claiming he is simply employing an “obfuscation surplus”. He said alternate claims made by media and the Labor party had a complete… Read More ›
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