The sleepy little town of Canberra is bracing itself this week after it was announced that the Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, had been tasked with organising Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s upcoming bucks party. ”It’s an honour… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister and part-time DJ, Anthony ‘Albo’ Albanese, has put on a brave face after being told that President Biden has booked the B-52’s for their up coming State dinner instead of Devo. ”Ah, look the B-52’s have had… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister DJ Albo has challenged Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton to forego debates and instead battle it out on the decks with a DJ off. ”Boofhead and I will debate plenty in parliament over the next… Read More ›
The Australian Labor Party has sent a delegation of faceless men to Glasgow to talk to French President Emmanuel Macron about moving to Australia and replacing Opposition leader Anthony Albanese. ”Albo’s a great bloke don’t get me wrong and an… Read More ›
The Labor party is tipped to announce later this week that former Test cricketer turned Commentator Michael Slater will replace Anthony Albanese as Opposition leader as Albo looks to go back and focus on his Djing. ”Albo’s heart has never… Read More ›
Opposition leader Anthony ‘Albo’ Albanese has reacted to the latest Newspoll by announcing that he will embark on a Nationwide DJ tour in an effort to boost his sagging popularity. “We’ve seen the polls and to be fair it is… Read More ›
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