Twenty eight year old Sydney based accounts assistant, Jeff Jones, has spent his week at work bemoaning to one and all how he has no interest in any of the weekends games of ‘sportsball’ as he calls it. Mr Jones… Read More ›
Eddie McGuire
Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
A shire pub trivia player has admitted to secretly changing the answer to a question before handing over her team’s answer sheet for marking at the end of the round. “Carol has brought this new guy along who insists that… Read More ›
Melbourne To Widen Laneways To Make Them Covid Safe
Melbourne’s iconic laneways will be widened to a minimum width of 50 metres in an effort to make them covid-19 friendly spaces. “In time people will come to know Melbourne as a city of broad boulevards full of totally not… Read More ›
Richmond Fans Stunned To Learn That Football Is Played In September
Fans of the AFL club Richmond were stunned to learn that upon completion of the final round of the year that their side would continue playing throughout September. “Mate I’m stunned you know, I thought we play till the end… Read More ›
“Banana Splits” Banned From AFL
1970s TV stars “The Banana Splits” have been banned from attending Aussie rules games after fears that morons may hurl band members at indigenous players. “We’ve told security staff to be on the lookout for an elephant carrying a keyboard… Read More ›
AAA Painkillers now official sponsor of The One Nation Party
The makers of AAA Painkillers, Offshore profits Inc announced today that their painkiller would now be the official sponsor of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party. Brand Ambassador for AAA Painkillers Melanie Linquist told The (un)Australian that: “We have been aware… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 