Following news breaking overnight that the FBI had charged Ghislaine Maxwell over child sex offences involving Geoffrey Epstein, Queen Elizabeth has urged her son, Prince Andrew to consider getting away from it all and take a holiday in Paris. “The… Read More ›
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Donald Trump Fires The Kettle For Being Black After Tip Off From The Pot
American President Donald Trump has released a statement today announcing that he has fired the White House kettle as the pot complained that it was black. Speaking to The (un)Australian Presdient Trump explained his decision, saying: “Look the kettle just wasn’t… Read More ›
Authorities Ready To Move Against Oregon Militia ‘The Second They Convert to Islam’
Denying they were not taking the seizure of a government building by 150 heavily armed militiamen in Oregon seriously, US authorities said today they were developing detailed plans for the decisive use of force against the Oregon occupiers “the very second it… Read More ›