With the final election results for Australia’s 2019 Elections in, it has become apparent that Australia has yet again come in second to the United States when voting for crazy extremists who couldn’t actually care less about the people of… Read More ›
Fraser Anning
Sky News To Hold Candlelight Vigil For Victims Of Eggings
News network Sky News has announced it’s plans to host a nation wide candlelight vigil on behalf of victims of surprise eggings. The vigil follows elected (sic) Senator Fraser Anning’s egging over the weekend. “In times like these it’s easy… Read More ›
Senator Fraser Anning Calls For A National Egg Buy Back Scheme
Australian Senator (sic) Fraser Anning has called on the Federal Government to take action on the increasing number of eggings that are occurring to him and enact a national egg buyback scheme. “Look it’s just not safe anymore for a… Read More ›
Hanson To Pay The Unemployed 10c For Every One Nation Candidate That They Pick Up Off The Ground
Senator Pauline Hanson has proposed a new work for the dole scheme whereby the unemployed would be paid 10 cents for every One Nation candidate that they pick up off the ground and take to a council depot to be… Read More ›
National Party Regroup To Focus On Appealing To Their Base ‘The Swinging Voter’
The National party has bandied together and pledged to put the year 2018 behind them and focus on getting back to basics and appealing to their base, the swinging voter. “Last year we drifted off track and off message and… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Shocked To Learn That No One In Kmart Cares About His Book
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has revealed that he was shocked to learn that no one in any of the 356 Kmart stores that he visited actually cared at all about him or his new book, Weatherboard and Iron. “I… Read More ›