Australia’s deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has ordered his subordinate Scott Morrison to make him a sandwich after a long 4 hours of talking about net zero. ”Negotiating is very hard work so you… Read More ›
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the Nation to trust him to do a deal a climate change legislation. ”The people of Australia know that I Barnabus Joyce can get a deal… Read More ›
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison’s creepy mate, the Member for Dawson has told the PM to forget about heading to Glasgow and instead join him for a boy’s trip to Manila. ”Why would Scotty want to hit Glasgow? Asked… Read More ›
Below is a leaked list of demands that Nationals Leader Barnaby Joyce is expected to put before the Prime Minister in order for the Coalition’s Junior Partner to consider committing to the government’s plan of going to net-zero carbon emissions…. Read More ›
The Prime Minister’s creepy mate the Member for Dawson is planning to head to the Philippines to jab as many young ladies as he can manage. ”The Member for Dawson is very focused on the health and safety of the… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s creepy mate George Christensen has asked him to bring back some duty free Ivermectin when the PM returns from his trip to America. ”George is a good bloke. He did offer to drop me at the… Read More ›
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