Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has offered his condolences to outgoing President Donald Trump and offered to build him a cubby house as a parting gift. ”It is hard when you lose an election, or so I’ve been told,”… Read More ›
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Turnbull Sends Dutton Strawberries As Gesture Of Reconciliation
Malcolm Turnbull has gifted Peter Dutton hundreds of punnets of strawberries in an effort to show that he has no hard feelings following the recent leadership crisis that cost the former PM his job. “I’ve vowed not to be like… Read More ›
China Apologises For Thinking We’d Listen To Sam Dastyari
The Chinese government has issued a grovelling apology to the Australian people for assuming that we’d ever pay any attention to Sam Dastyari’s opinion on anything. “We have insulted the intelligence of an entire country by choosing Senator Dastyari above… Read More ›
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