Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has offered his condolences to outgoing President Donald Trump and offered to build him a cubby house as a parting gift.
”It is hard when you lose an election, or so I’ve been told,” said Prime Minister Scotty. ”So, to President Trump I offer him the gift of a cubby house that I knocked up over the weekend.”
”He could give it to his boy Barren, or heck use it as a man shed for himself.”
When asked whether or not he had contacted the in-coming President Joe Biden, the Prime Minister said: ”I have tweeted Joe and I will be looking to send something over, though it could be awhile as the Post hasn’t been too good lately.”
”Maybe I could send Joe a watch, I’ve heard good things about Cartier ones lately.”
”On second thought, I have the perfect gift, a lump of coal. How good is coal?”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, Engadine Maccas has a new toilet that I must get around to inaugurating.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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