Australia’s deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the Nation to trust him to do a deal a climate change legislation. ”The people of Australia know that I Barnabus Joyce can get a deal… Read More ›
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Shooter McKenzie Tells PM That She’ll Need A Bigger Spread Sheet For Net Zero
One of the Nationals go-to muckrakers, Bridget ‘Shooter’ McKenzie has told the PM that if he’s thinking about going net zero then she’ll need a bigger spreadsheet. ”Look Scott – sorry, ScoMo – if you wanna go net zero, then… Read More ›
ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Tells Him To Forget Glasgow And Hit Manila Instead
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison’s creepy mate, the Member for Dawson has told the PM to forget about heading to Glasgow and instead join him for a boy’s trip to Manila. ”Why would Scotty want to hit Glasgow? Asked… Read More ›
PM Asks If He Can Bring Along His Lucky Lump Of Coal To Glasgow
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has asked his staff to check if he can bring along to Glasgow his lucky lump of coal. ”The PM is very attached to his lucky lump of coal,” said a Government Insider. ”It… Read More ›
Christian Porter Tipped To Replace The PM At The Glasgow Climate Summit
The Government is tipped to announce that the alleged former Attorney General Christian Porter will head to the Glasgow Climate Summit later this year. Taking the place of the PM who will remain behind to have his photo taken at… Read More ›
Abbott Tells ScoMo That He’ll Happily Shirtfront Turnbull For A Knighthood
Former Minister for Women Tony Abbott has told PM Scott Morrison that he will happily shirtfront the former PM Malcolm Turnbull in exchange for a Knighthood. ”People who know me know that I’m not afraid to shirtfront every now and… Read More ›
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