PM Asks If He Can Bring Along His Lucky Lump Of Coal To Glasgow

Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has asked his staff to check if he can bring along to Glasgow his lucky lump of coal.

”The PM is very attached to his lucky lump of coal,” said a Government Insider. ”It was given to him by his dear friend Gina Rinehart.”

”She wanted him to always think about the lump of coal when he had a tough decisions to make.”

When asked why the PM was so attached to coal given the rest of the World was seemingly moving away from it, the Spokesperson said: ”If the PM were here he’d reject the premise of your question.”

”It’s not uncommon for a Leader to have an item that inspires or directs them. Some have prayer beads, Scott, sorry ScoMo has his lucky lump of coal.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to meet the PM at Engadine Maccas and he’s asked me to bring along a mop, bucket and a new pair of pants.”

Mark Williamson


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