Winemakers from the Goon region of South Australia are today celebrating after international trademark laws were changed to allow only cask wine from the region to be labelled as “Goon”. “If you want to release a “Goon” style cask wine… Read More ›
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Bronwyn Bishop Claims Greek Island As Expense ‘For Spending Cuts Investigation’
House of Representatives Speaker Bronwyn Bishop is under fresh fire after a review of travel claims revealed the embattled speaker has recently claimed the purchase of a Greek island as a “parliamentary expense”. Although Bishop is officially “on probation” after a… Read More ›
Greece To Hold Olympics Every Year To Pay Off Debt
Greece’s finance minister revealed several new measures overnight to stop the country from sliding into bankruptcy and to keep it inside Eurozone. The new measures include holding the Olympics on a yearly basis, with Greece selling the franchise at least once per year… Read More ›
Angela Merkel Strains Compassion Muscle After Meeting Refugee
A meeting with a Palestinian refugee has left German Chancellor Angela Merkel in pain after straining her compassion muscle. The incident happened during a meeting at a high school when the chancellor tried to comfort 14-year-old Reem Sahwil after telling… Read More ›
Greeks Beginning To Regret Democracy
In the wake of a deepening financial crisis, the people of Greece are experiencing regret at having invented and practiced democracy since around 500 BC. The management of Greece’s economy has been in the hands of the people, through democratically… Read More ›
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