Greens leader Richard Di Natale has announced that the party will hold a nationwide drum circle to look at and analyse their recent election failings. “We’ve put it off for too long it’s time we all get together with our… Read More ›
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PETA Calls For Meetings To Be Renamed ‘Veggings’
Animal rights group PETA has called on companies worldwide to rethink their vernacular and consider renaming meetings ‘veggings’. “I can’t believe in this day and age we use such a barbaric word as ‘meeting’,” said PETA spokesperson David Tofu. “I… Read More ›
George Christensen Not Coping With Mum And Dad Fighting
Nationals MP George Christensen is not coping with the fallout from his Leader Barnaby Joyce’s affair and is said to be acting out. With reports that he has threatened other children with his toy gun. “We see it quite often… Read More ›
Severe Loss Of Old Growth Greens As Citizenship Based Clear-felling Continues
The Australian Greens are today surveying the damage done to the party room following the citizenship-based clear-felling that has occurred to their old-growth Senators. The loss of Senators Ludlam and Waters is seen as significant and has caused structural damage… Read More ›
Greens Karaoke Night Ends In A Fight Over Lee Rhiannon’s Song Choice
The Australian Greens are today in damage control after an end of Parliament karaoke night celebration ended up as a massive brawl in the Canberra suburb of Manuka. A source close to the party explained to The (un)Australian that the… Read More ›
Poll Reveals 92% Of All Workers Believe The Weekend Wasn’t Long Enough
In a poll conducted by The (un)Australian it was found that 92% of all office workers believe that the weekend wasn’t long enough, Sydney housing prices are too high and that it was probably Craig from accounts that stole Julie from shipping’s… Read More ›
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