Sitting in his underwear swigging from a gin bottle, the man the world knows as “Q” mumbles “I tried, I tried” before bursting into tears again. The secretive founder of the Qanon movement has barely moved from his bedroom since… Read More ›
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Barnaby Calls To Be Made Special Envoy To Melbourne Hotel Security
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has offered to step in as Special Envoy to Melbourne Hotel security, in an effort to help Victoria stop the spread of covid-19. “Victorians are doing it tough and when I heard of security… Read More ›
Aussie Teen Seeks Asylum In Saudi Arabia After Being Forced To Do The Washing Up
A sixteen year old Australian teenager is seeking political asylum in Saudi Arabia after claiming that her family have forced her to do the washing up, forbidden her from looking at her mobile phone at the dinner table, and made… Read More ›
Russian President Vladimir Putin Gives Australia 3 stars
Russian President Vladimir Putin has submitted a review to popular travel site Tripadvisor.com following his recent sojourn to Brisbane, Australia for the G20 summit. Mr Putin rated the visit three stars and said he was surprised by how nice ordinary everyday… Read More ›
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