The Morrison/Joyce Government’s former member for Manila George Christensen has begged the Albanese Government to start lobbying the Phillippino Government, so as to avoid them going down the path of Indonesia and instituting a bonk ban. ”In the good old… Read More ›
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Dutton Demands Irish Border Be Shut To Keep Out Potato Blight
Opposition Leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has demanded that Prime Minister Anthony Albanese close the Irish border before the dreaded potato blight hits the country. ”This government needs to get off their backsides and take some action,” said the… Read More ›
Abbott Tells Friends That He Would’ve Beaten The Indonesian President In A Bike Race
Former Minister for Women (yep, really) Tony Abbott has been overheard telling friends in Manly how if he were still Prime Minister he would’ve soundly defeated Indonesian President Joko Widodo in a bike race. The boast came after the current… Read More ›
Balinese Economy Says Thank You Josh Frydenburg For The Tax Cut Fuelled Boost To The Economy
The Balinese economy has sent a big thank you to Australian Treasurer Josh Frydenburg for the tax cuts that the Treasurer implemented following this year’s budget. The tax cuts has meant that a higher than usual number of Australian’s have… Read More ›
Morrison Appoints Abbott As Special Envoy To Bunnings To Sort Out The Onion Mess
Prime Minister (as at the time of writing this article) Scott Morrison has taken time out of the ASEAN conference to deal with the domestic crisis of onions in Bunnings sausages by appointing former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as Special… Read More ›
Schapelle Corby Devastated To Learn of Zoo Weekly’s Demise
With her arrival in Australia days away boogie board enthusiast Schapelle Corby has revealed her devastation upon learning of the demise of her favourite magazine, Zoo Weekly. Speaking to The (un)Australian Schapelle Corby explained her devastation, saying: “I know a lot of things… Read More ›