Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has declared war on Social Media and appointed the alleged member for Pearce, Christian Porter to clean up social media anonymity. ”Christian has a lot of time on his hands at the moment being… Read More ›
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ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Off To The Philippines To Give Out Jabs
The Prime Minister’s creepy mate the Member for Dawson is planning to head to the Philippines to jab as many young ladies as he can manage. ”The Member for Dawson is very focused on the health and safety of the… Read More ›
Christian Porter Tipped To Replace The PM At The Glasgow Climate Summit
The Government is tipped to announce that the alleged former Attorney General Christian Porter will head to the Glasgow Climate Summit later this year. Taking the place of the PM who will remain behind to have his photo taken at… Read More ›
Abbott Tells ScoMo That He’ll Happily Shirtfront Turnbull For A Knighthood
Former Minister for Women Tony Abbott has told PM Scott Morrison that he will happily shirtfront the former PM Malcolm Turnbull in exchange for a Knighthood. ”People who know me know that I’m not afraid to shirtfront every now and… Read More ›
Barnaby Tells The PM To Look At His Own Emissions Before He Gets Others To Cut Theirs
Acting Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has sent a pointed message to the man who’s shoes he’s walking in, Scott Morrison, to look at his own emissions first before asking others to cut theirs. ”Scott needs to look at himself before… Read More ›
ScoMo Asks Engadine Maccas To Sell A Royale With Cheese To Appease The French
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has made a move to appease the French, after his disastrous handling of the Submarine deal by asking his favourite restaurant Engadine McDonalds to start selling a Royale With Cheese. ”I understand that the… Read More ›
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