South Australia will head to the polls this weekend to vote on whether to continue to call luncheon meat “fritz” or switch to calling it devon or belgium. Leading the campaign to continue referring to it as fritz is South… Read More ›
Jay Weatherill
Elon Musk To Build World’s Largest Bottom Drawer To House World’s Largest Battery
South Australia will be constructing the world’s biggest bottom kitchen drawer in which to keep spares of the world’s biggest lithium ion battery, which the inventor has promised to build within 100 days. “No-one has ever attempted to build such… Read More ›
South Australia To Be Powered By Outrage Over Coopers Video
Steam coming out the ears of self righteous twats offended by the Coopers Light/Bible Society viral video will be harnessed to create electricity and stored in giant batteries, announced South Australian premier Jay Weatherall yesterday. “The average inner city beardo… Read More ›
South Australian Premier At Victorian Border Wanting To Buy 10 Million Size D Batteries
Counter staff at an all night service station in Kaniva were startled last night when Jay Weatherill pulled up in a ute and offered to purchase the entire stock of size D batteries. “He cleaned us out of torch batteries… Read More ›
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