An urgent inquiry has been called in to security at Canberra’s Parliament house after King Charles’ visit was marred by former PM, Tony Abbott, getting within knighting distance of his majesty. ”We nearly had a disaster on our hands what… Read More ›
Tony Abbott, star of the hit ABC show Nemesis, has called upon the Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, to immediately knight King Charles or face being shirt fronted. ”King Charles loves this country and Australians, well at least 6 of us,… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty from Hillsong has called his old mate Tony Abbott to ask if he could get him Cardinal Pell’s Lawyer’s number to pass along to his mentor Brian Houston. ”It was a bit of a… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister and newly awarded companion of the order of Australia (AC) Tony Abbott has called upon the Government to bring back knights and dames to Australian society. ”Judging by the chatter that I’m hearing not only in the… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has called upon current Prime Minister Scott Morrison to lift the mood of the country by bringing back knights and dames. ”Bushfires, drought, corona and now a toilet paper shortage the people of Australia are… Read More ›
In a week where former Prime Minister Paul Keating came out to talk about China another former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has also been doing the rounds advising the Government to not rule out knighting the disgraced Prince Andrew. “In… Read More ›
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