Coalition Senator, Linda Reynolds, has directed her team of lawyers to go after the winner of last night’s $100 million dollar Powerball. Claiming that the she had been deprived of the winning ticket. She also instructed her team of lawyers… Read More ›
News Corp Australia has signed Cardinal Pell as their new columnist in the hope that the Cardinal can reach out and touch the youth of the Nation. ”As the audience ages News Corp need to reach a younger demographic,” said… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty from Hillsong has called his old mate Tony Abbott to ask if he could get him Cardinal Pell’s Lawyer’s number to pass along to his mentor Brian Houston. ”It was a bit of a… Read More ›
NRL Chief and professed man of feathers Peter V’Landys has begged the Queensland Government to allow the players to expand the bubble so as to allow their teams of lawyers to travel with them. ”Relocating all the NSW teams to… Read More ›
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has called for the immediate banning in Australia of the humble potato peeler. ”As Minister for the Dark Arts, my job is to make the country a safe place for all Liberal-voting… Read More ›
Australia’s new acting Attorney General Michaelia Cash has promised to deliver a brand new white board to every court room in the country as part of her plan to make court rooms safer space for the accused. “Court rooms are… Read More ›
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