In an unnecessarily lengthy interview with The (un)Australian, South Australian Senator, Nick Xenophon has attacked The Australian Greens for diverting attention from him with their recent call to ban election day sausage sizzles at polling booths. Dressed as a cowboy,… Read More ›
Leslie Richmond
Ruddock Really Removed To Reduce Unsettling Ghost Sightings Around Parliament
It has been revealed that Philip Ruddock’s removal from the office of Chief Government Whip after the failed LNP leadership spill had nothing to do with his performance in that position, but was due to disruption caused by his ghostly presence around… Read More ›
Exclusive: Abbott’s Original Terror Draft Leaked
With Prime Minister Tony Abbott addressing Parliament to announce a new ‘security crackdown’ focussing on immigration, citizenship status and access to welfare to combat terrorism, The (un)Australian can exclusively reveal the contents of of Mr Abbott’s unedited proposals. Despite several opportunities for… Read More ›
Weekend (un)Australian: Satirists Divided Over Abbott Leadership
“Please, please, please, we are begging you, do not remove Tony Abbott as prime minister,” sobbed a statement directed at the federal Liberal Party cabinet that was released today by the Australian Political Comics For Cheap And Easy Gags, an… Read More ›
Anti-Vaccination Campaigner ‘Chill’ With Other People’s Children Dying
Controversial anti-vaccination campaigner Sherri Tenpenny has declared she is “chill” with other people’s children dying of preventable infectious diseases as long as she is able to maintain her media presence. In an exclusive interview with The (un)Australian, Dr. Tenpenny said:… Read More ›
World Leaders Meet New Threat With Resolute Indecision
Only weeks after the wildly successful climate summit in Peru, with its landmark agreement that all the important and difficult decisions should be put off until later, world leaders have again met at hastily convened emergency talks to tackle a… Read More ›