The Australian Cricket team is poised to pull a selection stunner by naming Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison in the team replacing Nathan Lyon, after Selectors saw the PM demonstrate his mastery of spin at his latest press conference. ”Did… Read More ›
Liar from the shire
ScoMo Encourages His Dodgy Mate To Get On The Federal Gravy Train
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has encouraged his dodgy mate Gladys Berejiklian to join him in Canberra and get on board the Federal gravy train. ”The people of NSW would love to have Gladys Berejiklian or… Read More ›
ScoMo Shocked To Learn That Australian’s Aren’t Big Fans Of Lying
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing was shocked when he was told by one of his team of pollsters that the Australian public where not big fans of lying or liars. ”Yeah, the PM was a bit… Read More ›
PM Orders His Photoshop Team To Put Albo Next To Jen In His Hawaiian Pics
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has put out the call out to his photoshop team to get to work on adding Albo to his families Hawaiian pics, preferably putting the Opposition leader next to the PM’s… Read More ›
”I Don’t Even Speak French,” Says Australian PM When Accused Of Lying
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has denied that he lied to France’s President Emmanuel Macron, saying that he doesn’t even speak French. ”I think my good mate Emmanuel might have got a bit of confused on our phone call,” said… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Hastily Flicks Through The Bunnings Catalogue Looking For A Distraction
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has taken some time out of his day to vigorously flick through the latest Bunnings catalogue in the hopes of being able to find a distraction. Preferably one big enough to occupy the media… Read More ›