“Please, please, please, we are begging you, do not remove Tony Abbott as prime minister,” sobbed a statement directed at the federal Liberal Party cabinet that was released today by the Australian Political Comics For Cheap And Easy Gags, an… Read More ›
With the Prime Minister bringing the Liberal Spill motion forward to tomorrow, fashion designers across the country and indeed the world are rushing to dress their favourite LNP politicians in time. ‘It’s a great opportunity to get our product… Read More ›
The Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull has today told sources that in a series of unfortunate events he has inadvertently pocket dialled every single government backbencher. The incident occurred as Turnbull was doing a little yard work in his modest Potts… Read More ›
WA backbencher and aspiring science minister Dennis Jensen is dismayed to learn that he is no longer allowed to eat with the cool kids at the cafeteria in Parliament House. Jensen, who this week went on the ABC’s 7:30 Report to… Read More ›
The Liberal party is poised for a shock move on Monday by replacing Prime Minister Tony Abbott with recently disposed Queensland Premier Campbell Newman. Reports from within the party say they are desperate for a change in leadership. One backbencher… Read More ›
Prince Philip will become the Minister for Foreign Affairs when Parliament resumes on Monday, Tony Abbott has announced. The Prime Minister, who has been battling rumours of a leadership spill, appears to be using the cabinet reshuffle to demonstrate to voters… Read More ›
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