Rugby League Chairman Peter V’landys has told reporters that he longs for the day when the biggest problem that he had to deal with was players rooting school kids, as the League looks at dealing with the fallout from potentially… Read More ›
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Treasury Forget To Unlock Lock Up From Last Year’s Budget… Horrified Staff Discover Starving Journalists Feasting On Corpse Of Kerrie O’Brien
Horrified treasury officials unlocking the lock up room ahead of tonight’s federal budget made the gruesome discovery that they had forgotten to release last year’s journalists from the lock up. “We thought the parliament house press gallery had been awfully… Read More ›
Government Introduces Kebab Shop Lockout Laws
Tubby late night diners have been angered by the introduction of new laws making it illegal to serve kebabs after 10pm in designated parts of Sydney. “In an effort to curb the city’s appalling binge obesity problem, kebabs will now only… Read More ›
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