Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison’s creepy mate, the Member for Dawson has told the PM to forget about heading to Glasgow and instead join him for a boy’s trip to Manila. ”Why would Scotty want to hit Glasgow? Asked… Read More ›
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ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Off To The Philippines To Give Out Jabs
The Prime Minister’s creepy mate the Member for Dawson is planning to head to the Philippines to jab as many young ladies as he can manage. ”The Member for Dawson is very focused on the health and safety of the… Read More ›
PM Defends His Upcoming Boys Weekend Away With His Creepy Mate
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has defended his planned boys weekend away to Manila with his creepy mate, the Member for Dawson George Christensen, saying those who attack them are merely taking cheap shots. ”George and I work hard… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Jen That His Creepy Mate George Can’t Wear A Mask As It Itches His Chin
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his wife Jen that his creepy mate George is unable to wear a mask as it itches his chin. ”It’s unfortunate that George has a medical condition that doesn’t allow him to… Read More ›
Christensen Blasts Channel 7 For Ignoring The Philippines In It’s Olympic Coverage
The Morrison Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has blasted Channel 7’s Olympics coverage, as he believes that it does not show enough footage of the Philippino team in action. ”Six hours I watched the tele last night and I… Read More ›
ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Tells Him That The Best Table Tennis Players Aren’t Even At The Olympics
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has called an urgent Cabinet meeting to tell his colleagues that his creepy mate George Christensen has informed him today that the best table tennis players in the world aren’t even competing at the… Read More ›
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