Millionaire property owner Israel Folau has launched a new Go Fund Me campaign calling on his friends and followers to give generously so that he can get a new full back tattoo quoting the scripture Leviticus 18-20. “God has spoken… Read More ›
Marriage Equality
ARU To Replace Qantas With Westboro Baptist Church As Major Sponsor
Following the controversial remarks of Wallabies player Israel Folau, the ARU has announced that they will be replacing their naming rights sponsor Qantas with a brand that better reflects Folau’s views, the Westboro Baptist Church. “It’s a difficult situation we… Read More ›
Cycling Buddies Abbott And Andrews To Compete On MKR
Channel 7 announced today that the next season of My Kitchen Rules will feature lifelong cycling ‘buddies’ Tony Abbott and Kevin Andrews competing to win the title. “We have so far avoided using so called ‘celebrities’ on the show,” said a Channel… Read More ›
Barbaby Joyce To Champion Same-Office Relationships
With the revelation of Barnaby Joyce’s impending refatherhood with his former staffer, the National Party leader and recent New Zealander announced that he would campaign nationally for the rights of employer/employee sexual relationships. “It is beyond time we were granted… Read More ›
Bernardi Demands Schools Teach That 40% Is Worth More Than 60%
Liberal party defector Cory Bernardi has issued a press release demanding that in light of the results of the Marriage Equality survey Australian schools must start teaching students that 40% is worth more than 60%. “It’s patently obvious to Myself… Read More ›
Abbott: ‘Islam Contradicts Australian Values On Gay Marriage’
Member for Warringah, Tony Abbott has sent a stinging rebuke to Islam at a press conference held today, in the wake of the results of the postal survey on same-sex marriage. “Australia is a country of tolerance and acceptance,” Mr… Read More ›
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