A new suburb in south western Canberra is to be named Whitlam after the former Australian Prime Minister Gough Whitlam. Consultant town planner Paddy McGraw spoke to The (un) Australian about the process and ideology behind the move. “My philosophy, as… Read More ›
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Australia’s All Blacks Win Rugby World Cup Final
Australians everywhere are celebrating the win of the Australian rugby team the All Blacks in Twickenham early Sunday morning. “It’s so great that we beat the other team.” Said Sydneysider James Jackson. “Once again we Aussies are the world champions!… Read More ›
George Brandis Accidentally Blows $131 000 000 Metadata Support Fund On Candy Crush Boosters
Attorney-General George Brandis has today announced that “The Government is supporting the telecommunications industry to the tune of $131 million to assist it in its data retention operations.” Senator Brandis argued that ISPs have no excuses not to be ready…. Read More ›
Hockey Positions Himself To Be Australia’s New Queen
Treasurer Joe Hockey has accepted the leadership role of a parliamentary friendship group to lead the push for Australia’s move towards a republic. A spokesman for Mr Hockey said that he was very excited at the prospect of being the… Read More ›
Poll Shows 86% Of Australians Support Abbott Cull
A new poll published today has brought bad news for Prime Minister Tony Abbott, showing that he has fallen to a new low of 14% in the preferred Prime Minister ratings. With only 12 months until the federal election things look… Read More ›
Bishop To Head Up Royal Commission Into Parliamentary Entitlements
As the parliamentary entitlements situation worsens for politicians on both sides of the political fence Tony Abbott has decided to take matters into his own hands. In one of his famous so called ‘Captain’s Picks’ he has today announced that… Read More ›