It’s 9.30 at night. The phone rings. A representative for Vernon Sanders, EVP of Comedy Programming at NBC is on the line. The company regrets to inform you that they’re pulling the plug on your comeback sitcom. They’ll be publishing… Read More ›
Matthew Farthing
Transfield Staff Told They Can Be Fired For Belonging To A Church That Doesn’t Worship Transfield
Transfield Services, the Australian company that run’s Australia’s offshore immigration detention centres has warned staff that they can be fired on the spot if they belong to a church that doesn’t worship Transfield Services. “Under our equality and diversity in… Read More ›
Couple Want Large Wedding To “Shove Their Love Down The Throats Of All Their Friends And Family”
A Sydney couple has made wedding arrangements for an estimated number of around 200 people to be in attendance as they ceremoniously shove their love down the throats of their friends and family. The wedding is to be held in… Read More ›
Andrew Bolt Compares Jesus To Reclaim Australia, Jesus To Sue For Defamation
Jesus Christ of Nazareth will be pursuing a defamation suit against Andrew Bolt after the controversial columnist compared the former carpenter to reviled figures including the Reclaim Australia protesters, a spokesperson for the Kingdom of God has confirmed. Channel 10,… Read More ›
Australia Passes Stringent “Empty Bottle” Laws To Stop Pilots Leaving To Go To The Bathroom
Deputy Prime Minister Warren Trust will this afternoon announce that Australian aviation regulations will be strengthened to ensure that there will be two people in the cockpit at all times. This move comes shortly after it was revealed that German… Read More ›
Opinion: Top Gear Host’s Firing Is ‘Political Correctness Gone Mad’!
Well, you can’t say he didn’t warn you. For over 20 years, Jeremy Clarkson has been alarming us about the increasing encroachment of the nanny state into our lives and we ignored him. While we were twiddling our thumbs,… Read More ›
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