An unprecedented leak of 11 million documents has revealed the hidden financial transactions of the world’s wealthiest and most powerful players. These documents are set to shake governments all across the globe, we’re guessing? Come on, it’s 11 million documents…. Read More ›
Matthew Farthing
Fairfax Reveals Firing Journalists Most Profitable Part Of Journalism Industry
Fairfax has revealed it intends to capitalise on the $27m half-year profit made by its Sydney Morning Herald masthead by reinvesting that revenue in the most profitable part of the journalism sector, firing journalists. Extending its readership lead over The Daily… Read More ›
LNP MPs Crown Professor Bill Louden Winner Of RAW State Final For ‘Classic’ Safe Schools Joke
Western Australian local boy Bill Louden is going to Melbourne to compete in the Melbourne Comedy Festival’s prestigious RAW comedy competition after taking out the state finals on Tuesday night. The professor was a clear favourite with the esteemed judging… Read More ›
New Harry Potter Novel Offers More Diversity To Be Retconned In Years After Being Published
Muggles everywhere exploded in sticky excitement after news that JK Rowling would be publishing a new Harry Potter novel broke yesterday. However, there was more good news for diversity buffs as Ms Rowling has since announced that the new novel… Read More ›
Richard Dawkins’ Stroke Proves The Existence Of God
Richard Dawkins, famed biologist and infamous atheism advocate, has accidentally proven the existence of God after suffering a stroke on the eve of his tour of Australia and New Zealand. While it is unclear which monotheistic religions is correct, or… Read More ›
Men’s Rights Activist Threatens To Enter Australia Against Its Consent
A Men’s Rights Activist who has argued for the legalisation of rape has threatened to enter Australia despite the countries pleas begging the man to stop. Daryush ‘Roosh’ Valizadeh of ‘neo-masculinist’ group Return of Kings has posted on his blog… Read More ›