Sydney was thrown into bedlam yesterday following the opening of a new burger joint, the BBC is reporting. While news in the affected region is naturally limited as a result of such an unprecedented restaurant being opened in such a… Read More ›
Matthew Farthing
Spirit Of Tasmania To Be Renamed Spirit Of Sydney After Crashing Into Melbourne Pier
A campaign to rename the Spirit of Tasmania II, ‘the Spirit of Sydney’, has been successful, with TT-Line Company CEO Bernard Dwyer announcing the name change this afternoon. The crusade sprung into action Wednesday evening after reports that the Spirit… Read More ›
Rolling Stone Journalist Sean Penn Criticised For Hugging Interviewee
A Rolling Stone journalist has apologised for his conduct following an incident involving the hugging of Mexican drug kingpin Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman mid-interview. Sean Penn, 55, whose previous journalistic gets include Raúl Castro and Hugo Chávez, awkwardly embraced the… Read More ›
David Bowie’s Legacy Squeezed In To A 200 Word Limit
Legendary musician and actor David Bowie has passed away at the age of 69 after an 18 month battle with cancer. Who could sum up this pop culture behemoth’s legacy in one article? Well my editor has given me 200… Read More ›
Jaime Briggs Gives Chris Gayle Tips To Improve ‘Game’
Disgraced former minister Jamie Briggs has offered Melbourne Renegades cricketer Chris Gayle a few pointers to help the sports star ‘pick-up’ the ladies. Mr Gayle has recently generated controversy from the ‘internet outrage machine’ by hitting on a commentator Mel McLaughlin during… Read More ›
2nd Amendment Finally Achieves Purpose As Militia Takeover Wildlife Reserve
The 2nd Amendment of the United States Constitution has at long last achieved its purpose as a group of armed militiamen have occupied a federal wildlife reserve in Oregon. The group invaded the facility to protest the jailing of arsonists for… Read More ›
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