2nd Amendment Finally Achieves Purpose As Militia Takeover Wildlife Reserve

us militiaman

The 2nd Amendment of the United States Constitution has at long last achieved its purpose as a group of armed militiamen have occupied a federal wildlife reserve in Oregon.

The group invaded the facility to protest the jailing of arsonists for the crime of arson. The ranchers insist that the only crime they committed was lighting a controlled fire on their own property that spread uncontrollably onto government land.

Heaven’s local paper, The Good News, is reporting that Thomas Jefferson performed a jig upon learning of the news.

“When we drafted the 2nd amendment, this is exactly the contingency we were preparing for,” Mr Jefferson told the paper.

“Sure, it has received criticism over the centuries, but today, the actions of an organised militia have justified all the previous homicides, accidents, and suicides assisted by the existence of the 2nd amendment.”

The militia has indicated that they’re willing to kill and be killed, intending to stay at the wildlife reserve ‘for years’. This is the first time anyone has wanted to be at a wildlife reserve for longer than 45 minutes.

Concerns have been raised that the militia has benefitted from a double standard exercised by a media that provides anodyne coverage of violent white groups while being more critical of peaceful protests organised by people of colour. The (un)Australian would like to stress its commitment to fair and balanced coverage, whether we’re covering freedom fighting heroes like this militia, or black terrorists.

Matthew Farthing is the U.S. Reporter for the (un)Australian. He becomes smug whenever the US experience a gun tragedy, which is much worse than the actual tragedy. 

https://twitter.com/MattJFarthing

You can follow The (un)Australian on twitter or like us on facebook.



Categories: World

Tags: , , , , ,

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: