The Member for Hughes Craig Kelly has taken to the Facebook to announce that he has appointed himself Australia’s Minister for Science. In the week since posting the announcement Australia’s PM, Scotty from marketing has not disputed the claim. ”The… Read More ›
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Peter Dutton Spends The Weekend Googling Military Coup
The Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has spent the weekend googling ‘military coup’ whilst the current Prime Minister and Mr Dutton’s boss Scott Morrison is away on one of his frequent holidays. “There’s nothing sinister in simply doing… Read More ›
Joyce Demands ScoMo Overturn The Bonk Ban Or He’ll Piss On The Floor Of Parliament
Former deputy Prime Minister and self-confessed ‘families man’ Barnaby Joyce has demanded the Prime Minister overturn the so-called bonk Ban, a policy which forbids parliamentary liaisons between politicians and their staffers otherwise he will piss on the floor of parliament…. Read More ›
Barnaby Very Keen For The Queensland Government’s Plan To Buy A Virgin
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has commended the Queensland Government on their plan to buy a Virgin, with the MP saying that he will be first in line for a ride. ”I don’t usually agree with the Palasczuk Labor… Read More ›
Christensen Calls For Australia And The Philippines To Create A Travel Bubble
Australia’s member for Manilla George Christensen has called upon the Government, of which he is a part of, to consider lifting travel restrictions and opening up and creating a bubble between Australia and the Philippines. ”We need the Philippine’s economy… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Calls For An End To Animal Vasectomies
Former deputy prime minister and self-confessed families man Barnaby Joyce has called on the Government to outlaw the practice of animal vasectomies. Following the incident in Newtown NSW where a Baboon escaped his impending vasectomy. “It’s time we put an… Read More ›