The National parties member for Manila George Christensen has complained bitterly to his party leader Michael McCormack that it’s not fair that Clive Palmer is allowed to travel to Fiji yet he is unable to visit the Philippines until after… Read More ›
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Barnaby Joyce To Jump A Shark Whilst Riding A Coal Powered Motor Bike
Families man and aspiring Nationals party leader Barnaby Joyce has announced that this Friday night he will jump over a shark whilst riding a coal powered motor bike. “For too long people in this country have been demonising coal, so… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Looking Forward To Laying Down New Roots
Soon to be anointed National’s leader Barnaby Joyce has told colleagues he intends to embrace his second chance at the leadership by laying down and establishing roots all over the party. “I’ve been lucky enough to be given a lot… Read More ›
Press Gallery Reports Barnaby Joyce Missing To The Police
The Canberra press gallery has contacted the police to report former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce missing after Mr Joyce went three whole days without calling a press conference. “Look Barnaby if you’re out there please send us a press… Read More ›