National party member (for now) George ‘the thriller from Manila’ Christensen has flown to London to assure jailed Wikileaks founder Julian Assange that he’ll do everything in his power even if it means trawling the streets of Manila to ensure… Read More ›
Michael McCormack
Australia’s Bogans Declare A National Day Of Burnouts In Honour Of Holden
Australia’s bogans have declared a national day of burnouts to be held on Friday February 21st in honour of Holden. Following the news this morning that the brand will be discontinued in Australia. “Mate it’s a real kick in the… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Orders The Navy To Start Building An Ark
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has ordered the Navy to start taking flood precaution by building an ark, capable of holding two of every animal. “The bushfires this year caught my Government on the hop and I promise you… Read More ›
Joyce In Talks To Star In New Reality Series ‘Farmer Wants A Mistress’
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has recovered from his latest set back in failing to take back the leadership of the Nationals by turning his attention to reality TV. With the former special envoy for the drought tipped to… Read More ›
Dutton, Cormann And Joyce Call For Increased Funding To Primary School Maths
Members of the Government Peter Dutton, Matthias Cormann and backbencher Barnaby Joyce have bandied together to call on the Prime Minister to increase funding for primary school maths. The call comes after backbencher Joyce was the latest victim of being… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Orders New Casting Couch In Preparation For A Return As Leader
Former special envoy for the drought and self-confessed families man Barnaby Joyce has been seen out and about in down town Armidale,shopping for a new casting couch for his office, in preparation for his expected return as Leader of the… Read More ›