Joyce In Talks To Star In New Reality Series ‘Farmer Wants A Mistress’


Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has recovered from his latest set back in failing to take back the leadership of the Nationals by turning his attention to reality TV. With the former special envoy for the drought tipped to star in a new series ‘Farmer Wants A Mistress.’

“Reality TV is so hot right now with people wanting to tune in to watch absolute garbage fire human beings doing stupid stuff on television,” said a Reality TV Producer. “Could you imagine the stuff Barnaby would get up to with a camera around?”

“I mean it was pretty wild what he did in Parliament when he was not supposed to be acting up.”

When reached for comment on his rumoured new project a Spokesperson for Barnaby Joyce said: “We cannot confirm or deny that Barnaby is in talks to star in ‘Farmer Wants A Mistress’ however we can say Barnaby is always keeping his eye out for new opportunities.”

Mark Williamson

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