In breaking news Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison will today be appointed Governor General with Minister for Defence Peter Dutton replacing him as Prime Minister. The move is said to be made as polling has indicated that current Governor General… Read More ›
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has demanded that his department no longer serve “Fairy Bread” but instead rename it “Freedom Bread”. ”There will be no fairies in my department!” barked the Dark Lord. ”If anyone wants to… Read More ›
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has called for the immediate banning in Australia of the humble potato peeler. ”As Minister for the Dark Arts, my job is to make the country a safe place for all Liberal-voting… Read More ›
The Dark Lord Peter Dutton who is now Australia’s new Minister for Defence has celebrated his promotion to the role by indulging in his favourite hobby of strangling puppies. ”It’s quite an honour to be made Minister for Defence,” said… Read More ›
Prime Minister ScoMo has moved to assure his cabinet colleagues that besieged Defence Minister Linda Reynolds is ok after not being seen in the office for a couple of weeks. The Prime Minister told cabinet that he has taken Minister… Read More ›
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