A home in the Sydney harbour fronting suburb of Point Piper that is built entirely out of organic tins of baby formula goes on the market this weekend. It is tipped to shatter the suburbs previous sale records with real… Read More ›
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Public Holiday In Honour Of Pokie Machines To Launch Next Year
Australia will gain a new public holiday next year to be held in early March, in honour of the humble pokie machine. Every citizen will be encouraged to spend a dollar or a pay cheque in support of the machine…. Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Challenges The World Health Organisation To A Punch Up After School
Minister for Agriculture and Water Resources Barnaby Joyce has challenged the World Health Organisation (WHO) to meet him after school in the playground for a punch up after the UN body made disparaging remarks about red meat. Mr Joyce visibly… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Tipped To Knife Himself After Disastrous Polling
Opposition leader Bill Shorten, a man who lists the musical Sweeney Todd as his greatest inspiration, is rumoured to be pondering the idea of knifing himself as leader of the Australian Labor Party (ALP) and replacing himself, bizarrely, with himself…. Read More ›
Bill Shorten Disappointed Malcolm Turnbull Won’t Play Richie Rich In ALP Production
Federal opposition leader Bill Shorten is disappointed that his approach to Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull to play the role of Richie Rich in an upcoming Australian Labor Party production was rebuffed. Mr Turnbull declined the offer to play the cartoon… Read More ›
AFL Club ‘Filthy’ Over Draft Pick Compensation For Discarded Pair Of Footy Socks
An AFL club (take no notice of the picture) has gone to the AFL Commission to complain that they were not offered a higher draft pick as compensation for discarding a pair of used footy socks as part of their… Read More ›
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